% Feeling Lucky? %

When my friends invite me over to their new houses.

When my friends invite me over to their new houses.
I can do that…
I can do that…
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
Moisturize me!
Moisturize me!
I’m nobody.
I’m nobody.
How to ruin the mood.
How to ruin the mood.
The risk is too high.
The risk is too high.
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
This dog knows what he’s doing
This dog knows what he’s doing
When did this become hotter?!
When did this become hotter?!
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
My life goal.
My life goal.
When people ask about last years resolution…
When people ask about last years resolution…
All you need is the right motivation.
All you need is the right motivation.
Star Wars Parkour
Star Wars Parkour