When my friends invite me over to their new houses.
I can do that…
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
How to ruin the mood.
The risk is too high.
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
This dog knows what he’s doing
When did this become hotter?!
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
My life goal.
When people ask about last years resolution…
All you need is the right motivation.
Star Wars Parkour