Tweeting with Taco Bell.
When my friends want me to go out…
The worlds most typical person.
Where were you nine months ago?
Who died and made you king?
What’s on your…
First photo of Snooki’s new baby.
Mouths are important.
One giant step for the guido community…
Super Mario Duct tape.
Want to meet my new friend?!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles.
Vote Geek in 2012.
My brother just asked me this…
Donate ALL the socks.
Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.
I blame the Christ, personally.
Home boy at your service.
Join the conversation
I will show you the way.
Custom credit cards [are] cool.
I can’t wait, personally.
Goats are fans of rainbows, it turns out.
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?
The customer is often wrong.
2021 is looking pretty boinkers…