Firstborn hack.

Firstborn hack.

home is where the fur sticks

home is where the fur sticks

my inner child just sat up and clapped

my inner child just sat up and clapped

no take-backs. only flashbacks.

no take-backs. only flashbacks.

Hydrate, ye crusty knave

Hydrate, ye crusty knave

Second breakfast, first blood

Second breakfast, first blood

congrats! you’ve won a micro-vacation!

congrats! you’ve won a micro-vacation!

★☆☆☆☆: would not relive

★☆☆☆☆: would not relive

folgers in the brain fog

folgers in the brain fog

recruitment ritual for Bird Society

recruitment ritual for Bird Society

bad idea, worse plan, let’s go

bad idea, worse plan, let’s go

this is what happens when HR runs a town

this is what happens when HR runs a town

Sudden Panic Alignment Session

Sudden Panic Alignment Session

somewhere between Batcave and buffet

somewhere between Batcave and buffet

will reply when reality loads

will reply when reality loads

That delivery guy has seen things.

That delivery guy has seen things.