The Complete Twilight Saga
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel
oh no is an understatement
this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?
work day lunch break hack
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company
if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?
a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose
baby squid eggs found inside a seashell
What’s an ice cream?
There’s no telling how long he was in there
Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon
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Storm in Moscow
Honest job titles
The Washington Monument’s shadow on Google Maps moves throughout the day
Do you even live here?
A neighbourhood inside a retired baseball stadium, Osaka, Japan.
Funniest obituary to ever come out of New Orleans.