The Complete Twilight Saga

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

oh no is an understatement

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

work day lunch break hack

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell