My mind is blown.

My mind is blown.

reading is magic

reading is magic

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway