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If The Doctor were to sing…

Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Poker is lit.
Poker is lit.
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]
The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Just twin things.
Just twin things.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
It’s as good as free real estate!
It’s as good as free real estate!
The baked goods have spoken!
The baked goods have spoken!