I’m a slob, apparently.
I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.
Let the past inspire you.
Be best for them.
A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.
The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown
It sheds the meat.
You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.
If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.
Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!
Computers have changed a lil’ bit.
…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner
What is thot, anyway?
You wot hooman?
Hi Cat, We Are Dogs, We Love You!
The worst thing about owls
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It’s Actually Pretty Simple
I also do children’s birthdays.
When you meet someone new and they start revealing too much personal information…
Whenever I think about MTV, TLC, The History Channel…
Lies We Tell Ourselves As We Age
My Whole Life Is A Complete Lie
Me in three words