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I’m a slob, apparently.

I'm a slob, apparently.
The hoppening.
The hoppening.
I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.
I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.
Let the past inspire you.
Let the past inspire you.
Be best for them.
Be best for them.
A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.
A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.
The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown
The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown
It sheds the meat.
It sheds the meat.
Suddenly Gary.
Suddenly Gary.
You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.
You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.
If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.
If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.
Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!
Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!
Computers have changed a lil’ bit.
Computers have changed a lil’ bit.
…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner
…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner
What is thot, anyway?
What is thot, anyway?
Praise him.
Praise him.
You+wot+hooman%3F
You wot hooman?
Kindergarten+Graduation
Kindergarten Graduation
Hi+Cat%2C+We+Are+Dogs%2C+We+Love+You%21
Hi Cat, We Are Dogs, We Love You!
The+worst+thing+about+owls
The worst thing about owls
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+Actually+Pretty+Simple
It’s Actually Pretty Simple
I+also+do+children%26%238217%3Bs+birthdays.
I also do children’s birthdays.
When+you+meet+someone+new+and+they+start+revealing+too+much+personal+information%26%238230%3B
When you meet someone new and they start revealing too much personal information…
Whenever+I+think+about+MTV%2C+TLC%2C+The+History+Channel%26%238230%3B
Whenever I think about MTV, TLC, The History Channel…
Murderscopes
Murderscopes
Lies+We+Tell+Ourselves+As+We+Age
Lies We Tell Ourselves As We Age
My+Whole+Life+Is+A+Complete+Lie
My Whole Life Is A Complete Lie
Me+in+three+words
Me in three words