I don’t usually apologize, but…

I don't usually apologize, but...

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My precious…

The swords have names.

The swords have names.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

Alain Robert was more goat than man, arguably.

Alain Robert was more goat than man, arguably.

Seems the first amendment may have been reprioritized…

Seems the first amendment may have been reprioritized…

T-shirts with little strawberries on them are so in this year.

T-shirts with little strawberries on them are so in this year.

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

Let’s do this, gang.

Let’s do this, gang.

Social distancing level 439932.

Social distancing level 439932.

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

They had me in the first half…

They had me in the first half…

Yeah OK you got me.

Yeah OK you got me.

Grans whom ride the whip with strangers.

Grans whom ride the whip with strangers.