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Tearable puns

Tearable puns
Cold stethoscope!
Cold stethoscope!
How I feel on pay day.
How I feel on pay day.
Words.
Words.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
So hipster.
So hipster.
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
May the froth be with you.
May the froth be with you.
He can dance if he wants to.
He can dance if he wants to.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.