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Tearable puns

Tearable puns
better consumed with friends
better consumed with friends
America on gun control
America on gun control
Thomas Edisons mother is not to be forgotten.
Thomas Edisons mother is not to be forgotten.
nyum nyum nyum nyum…
nyum nyum nyum nyum…
This chill af bear at my local landfill.
This chill af bear at my local landfill.
Cellular evolution
Cellular evolution
The belt betrays.
The belt betrays.
Haven’t been through anything yet
Haven’t been through anything yet
Love cuddles.
Love cuddles.
GRRM has another wedding to plan
GRRM has another wedding to plan
Went to my local Benihana in Ontario…
Went to my local Benihana in Ontario…
God dammit, Susan… I’m trying to sleep
God dammit, Susan… I’m trying to sleep
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
Listen here, Bindi…
Listen here, Bindi…
Dew covered insects
Dew covered insects
She+baby+birds+me.
She baby birds me.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
RIP+In+Pants
RIP In Pants
Join the conversation
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.
Kids+love+pyramids%21
Kids love pyramids!
WAIT+A+MINUTE%21
WAIT A MINUTE!
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+big+gulp.
Now that’s what I call a big gulp.
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.