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Grandma, I’m gay…

Grandma, I'm gay...
45 degrees of inner monologue
45 degrees of inner monologue
dying inside, glowing outside
dying inside, glowing outside
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
taxonomist by day, punster by trait
taxonomist by day, punster by trait
dear diary, i have shamed myself again…
dear diary, i have shamed myself again…
emotionally hungry, not physically
emotionally hungry, not physically
swim? no thanks, i’m decor
swim? no thanks, i’m decor
ugly? yes. unemployed? never.
ugly? yes. unemployed? never.
half human, half rotisserie chicken
half human, half rotisserie chicken
trust? no. truce? absolutely
trust? no. truce? absolutely
those legs? illegal in five countries
those legs? illegal in five countries
Gollum’s the flower girl…
Gollum’s the flower girl…
paranormal activity footage
paranormal activity footage
frappocalypse
frappocalypse
just trust me…very homo sapiens
just trust me…very homo sapiens
The+optimism+we+needed.
The optimism we needed.
All+hands+on+deck.
All hands on deck.
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+holding+%2412+billion+dollareedoos%2C+circa+1995.
Shaquille O’Neal holding $12 billion dollareedoos, circa 1995.
Biden+2020
Biden 2020
Join the conversation
Nina+Simone%2C+Goddam.
Nina Simone, Goddam.
Manatees+are+large%2C+aquatic%2C++omnivorous+mammals+known+as+sea+cows%2C+and+do+enjoy+their+choccy+bickies%2C+as+it+were.
Manatees are large, aquatic, omnivorous mammals known as sea cows, and do enjoy their choccy bickies, as it were.
School+playgrounds+were+lit+in+the+circa+1920s.
School playgrounds were lit in the circa 1920s.
How+the+Russians+greeted+the+Americans+at+the+ISS.
How the Russians greeted the Americans at the ISS.
Melania+is+the+new+Karen%2C+pass+it+on.
Melania is the new Karen, pass it on.
Control+panels+through+the+years.
Control panels through the years.
My+lucky+stars%26%238230%3B
My lucky stars…
baby+anteaters+are+a+tad+needy.
baby anteaters are a tad needy.