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After I read a good book…

After I read a good book...
cat-ptured essence
cat-ptured essence
double tree-tment
double tree-tment
slow robot
slow robot
diabetes. Kirby has diabetes.
diabetes. Kirby has diabetes.
shopping for yourself
shopping for yourself
melon felon aisle defile
melon felon aisle defile
work hard, wait hard
work hard, wait hard
pater-net instincts
pater-net instincts
“What’s new?”
“What’s new?”
santa serenade
santa serenade
christmas scorn-ament
christmas scorn-ament
heart-felt decorating
heart-felt decorating
getting with the times
getting with the times
the purrfect life
the purrfect life
it’s pronounced “yiff”
it’s pronounced “yiff”
That%26%238217%3Bs+crappy%26%238230%3B
That’s crappy…
I+must+have+missed+this+joke+as+a+kid%26%238230%3B
I must have missed this joke as a kid…
I+fitted.
I fitted.
Before+alarm+clocks+were+invented+and+other+things+you+must+know.
Before alarm clocks were invented and other things you must know.
Join the conversation
Never%2C+ever+skip+a+meal
Never, ever skip a meal
I+do+not+burn+bridges%26%238230%3B
I do not burn bridges…
The+perfect%26%238230%3B+opportunity%3F
The perfect… opportunity?
I+still+feel+ugly.
I still feel ugly.
Lift+someones+day.
Lift someones day.
I+suspect+Jim+Halpert.
I suspect Jim Halpert.
So+much+disappoint.
So much disappoint.
Oh+wise+8-bit+man%26%238230%3B
Oh wise 8-bit man…