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Fear is not real.

Fear is not real.
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feed me
feed me
so do i
so do i
bring it back
bring it back
meat honey
meat honey
my mistakes have evolved
my mistakes have evolved
stupidly unstoppable
stupidly unstoppable
butt was forever traumatized first
butt was forever traumatized first
you got it, dog
you got it, dog
don’t let the cows get too close
don’t let the cows get too close
adding to my google calendar
adding to my google calendar
an impossible goal
an impossible goal
hipster dog
hipster dog
we summoned our fun
we summoned our fun
it’s getting cold outside
it’s getting cold outside
this is terrifying
this is terrifying
glass+coke+is+my+favorite
glass coke is my favorite
their+love+was+forbidden
their love was forbidden
did+they+take+the+taxi+on+the+ride%3F
did they take the taxi on the ride?
gonna+give+this+a+try%2C+brb
gonna give this a try, brb
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this+is+why+i%26%238217%3Bm+single
this is why i’m single
thought+roomba
thought roomba
where+would+you+like+your+bees+moved+to%3F
where would you like your bees moved to?
no+more+toys+for+dad
no more toys for dad
and+here+i+thought+we+had+exhausted+all+these+jokes
and here i thought we had exhausted all these jokes
a+crack+in+their+armor+has+been+exposed
a crack in their armor has been exposed
the+cat+lost
the cat lost
no+explanation+needed
no explanation needed