The illustrated guide to facial hair.

The illustrated guide to facial hair.

How do I sign up for this?

How do I sign up for this?

This bear naps.

This bear naps.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

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Never trust a writer.

Never trust a writer.

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

*watches Netflix happily*

*watches Netflix happily*

Take off from Australia, land in China

Take off from Australia, land in China

How to break a heart

How to break a heart

Why you all mad, tho?

Why you all mad, tho?

Surprises for the drunk one

Surprises for the drunk one

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Writing is hard.

Writing is hard.

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.