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Conan scares me…

Conan scares me...
Recently divorced.
Recently divorced.
Make them stop. #bandads
Make them stop. #bandads
Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas staring at paparazzi.
Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas staring at paparazzi.
Goddammit, Susan.
Goddammit, Susan.
Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.
Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.
Sushi is art.
Sushi is art.
It was a simpler time
It was a simpler time
We’re gonna what now?
We’re gonna what now?
I <3 Daylight
I <3 Daylight
I’m a fan of empirical evidence.
I’m a fan of empirical evidence.
Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old
Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old
Wait just a 2nd…
Wait just a 2nd…
Reelly?
Reelly?
*flop*
*flop*
Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.
Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.
%26%238230%3Bwell+played.
…well played.
Meth%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+on+it.+%26%238211%3B+South+Dakota%2C+probably.
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.
PSA%3A+It%26%238217%3Bs+never+worth+it.
PSA: It’s never worth it.
Keeper+of+time%26%238230%3B
Keeper of time…
Join the conversation
12%3A01%3A01
12:01:01
Dammit%2C+Bob.
Dammit, Bob.
Easter+circa+1951%2C+Philadelphia
Easter circa 1951, Philadelphia
Paris+is+having+a+good+2020+so+far%26%238230%3B
Paris is having a good 2020 so far…
Mark+Twain+in+Nikola+Tesla%26%238217%3Bs+lab%2C+circa+1895.
Mark Twain in Nikola Tesla’s lab, circa 1895.
Just+wifey+things.
Just wifey things.
Cursed+Tommy+Siegel%26%238230%3B
Cursed Tommy Siegel…
It+says+Fresh+Spring+Rolls+in+Thai%26%238230%3B
It says Fresh Spring Rolls in Thai…