You can’t buy Twinkies anymore…
Just trying to do my job here…
If bears used Instagram.
Colbert Interviewing Morgan Freeman on “Through the Wormhole”
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Culture clash in Dubai
How to lose 50 pounds in one day.
Alone. So very alone.
Victory is not all it’s cracked up to be…
Who are you and how did you get in here?
Smart watch, 1984 style.
Keep your receipts.
Over half of all marriages fail.
I can’t be the only one, right?
Mom vs Spawn
I have butterflies in my stomach ….
Join the conversation
Where to set up your computer…
My most hated phrases
Knitting level 439932
Now what do we do?
Repurposed sea mine
You look like you wanna tell me something…
How I feel as the DD at parties.