Gon’ get you!

Gon' get you!

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

and now so do i

and now so do i

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

miracle dog

you know the move

you know the move

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship