My emergency bracelet of choice.

Bats are surprisingly good swimmers and nobody is quite sure their motivation to do it.

Words.

You are my sun shine.

Sorry I tased you, brother.

The franchise is true to form, actually.

WHERE ARE MY PERKS?!

Mandatory capes for every citizen, please.

The platybelodon is the extinct ancestor of the elephant. Let’s clone them so they can frolic with the mammoths.

A gaggle of Amish men shifting a barn.

The wisdom of a gran.

The many unknown unknowns of COVID dash 19.

Women get no got damn respect.

Aspiring branch manager.

People do get to live a little, I suppose.

Thanks I hate evolution.