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beer science

time to cry!

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

spitting venom

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long