Scumbag Edward Cullen
We called her Big Gulp Angie back in college.
Thanks I hate your cosplay, ma’am.
There should be a dog park underneath it, is what I always say.
A preserved Dodo bird kept at the Oxford University Museum of Natural History.
I bet its because some people professionally judge books by their covers…
Baby come back, I’ll make you a nice cuppa.
Yee === Harambe? #neverforget
I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. – Agent Michael Scarn, probably.
Where do I sent your invite?
IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE 202ðŸ”´
Now kick back and relax with a couple cold ones from the chilly bin.
SEO from the year 2000! Bring back search index diversity, is what I always say…
pls watch it… i worked so hard. – Game devs, most likely.
~108 years ago
The French Prime minister winning a game of Risk