Good story is good.

Good story is good.

you’re lookin tasty

you’re lookin tasty

do I still need to bring my own bags?

do I still need to bring my own bags?

but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…

but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…

“his final words were:”

“his final words were:”

a prime opportunity

a prime opportunity

thank you, history facts!

thank you, history facts!

vampires are anteeth-italian?

vampires are anteeth-italian?

personality > model-person-in-a-tee

personality > model-person-in-a-tee

you’re in for a shell of a time

you’re in for a shell of a time

important to provide context

important to provide context

not now, brain, not now

not now, brain, not now

wow, that’s a burn

wow, that’s a burn

they had to be science textbooks

they had to be science textbooks

I want this story ASAP

I want this story ASAP

*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*

*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*