You’re fat daddy.
How most end users view IT professionals
17th century skull pocket watch.
Oreo’s are vegan.
There’s a man at the door with a mustache.
I’m Ron Weasley.
Every time a cat cleans itself it is worshiping the Dark Lord
He wants to race!
I have made a terrible mistake.
Whenever you feel sad or alone…
Does it look like I’m going down stairs?
Buying shoes from a drug dealer…
Thanks, Ad Council… :(
God I hate double standards.