Next time a stranger talks to me…

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

this might be the best way to judge other people

beware of log

pool world

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

or just avoid the pit altogether because you have work tomorrow

who actually thought this was a good idea?

find your bay leaf confidence

how fast are you?

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

do not feed the animals

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

side effects may include incest…

and frozen thin mints

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you