Like a good wine, he gets better with age.

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

it’s a bit extreme

beyond offensive

the math adds up

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

time to cry!

did he do it?

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

trojan pigeon

that’s a loaded question