Nope…

Nope...

Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.

Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.

Please just don’t make me call the police…

Please just don’t make me call the police…

It puts the peaness in it’s mouth…

It puts the peaness in it’s mouth…

A poster at the US Museum of Holocaust History

A poster at the US Museum of Holocaust History

Help each other, as you’re able.

Help each other, as you’re able.

If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?

If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?

*empirical kissing noises*

*empirical kissing noises*

Lenen should get a raise, IMO.

Lenen should get a raise, IMO.

You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.

You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.

Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.

Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.

Keeping up with the times.

Keeping up with the times.

The cookie was a social experiment…

The cookie was a social experiment…

Mom’s got your nose.

Mom’s got your nose.

Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.

Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.

Won’t somebody please think of the pickles?

Won’t somebody please think of the pickles?