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Oh. Hello there.

Oh. Hello there.
Conceal, don’t feel.
Conceal, don’t feel.
Power Dynamics
Power Dynamics
A very champagne vending machine.
A very champagne vending machine.
Well done Angus! You do great work!
Well done Angus! You do great work!
Some people…
Some people…
Salvador Dali visiting Spain circa 1950
Salvador Dali visiting Spain circa 1950
A single egg carton.
A single egg carton.
Welcome our latest member to Club Kingslayer
Welcome our latest member to Club Kingslayer
Hello, old friend.
Hello, old friend.
Not even a flicker of joy…?
Not even a flicker of joy…?
Was there something you needed…?
Was there something you needed…?
Jelly Belly sells factory rejects called Belly Flops
Jelly Belly sells factory rejects called Belly Flops
1000 lbs. of Wisconsin cheddar for sale at the market.
1000 lbs. of Wisconsin cheddar for sale at the market.
Cats vs dogs
Cats vs dogs
Some star fish have birth defects which make them square.
Some star fish have birth defects which make them square.
We+should+try+this+on+covid%2C+I+mean+what+do+you+have+to+lose%26%238211%3B+I+know+I+would+want+it.+%26%238211%3B+The+Donald%2C+probably.
We should try this on covid, I mean what do you have to lose– I know I would want it. – The Donald, probably.
These+ducks+were+very+expensive.
These ducks were very expensive.
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+crotchless+masks+were+a+thing.
I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.
Sleep+sweet%2C+you+ruddy+bastard.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
Join the conversation
I+could+embroider+this+poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
May+the+odds+be+ever+in+your+favor
May the odds be ever in your favor
Hey+bartender+hit+me+with+a+double%26%238230%3B
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+really+%5Bpersonal%5D+pan+out+for+him%2C+did+it%3F
That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
It+would%26%238217%3Bve+been+Terrific+Value+if+it+did%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+He+Whomst+Must+Not+Be+Named
It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named
It%26%238217%3Bs+really+not+that+hard%2C+guys
It’s really not that hard, guys
You+can+milk+anything+with+silk+sacks%26%238230%3B+Focker.
You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.