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Your mommy gets it.

Your mommy gets it.
Kitty cuddles.
Kitty cuddles.
I’m actually not funny.
I’m actually not funny.
We’ve all done it…
We’ve all done it…
Words.
Words.
Wait…
Wait…
How my cat sees things.
How my cat sees things.
I got sick dance moves…
I got sick dance moves…
The problem with dating.
The problem with dating.
Rough night…
Rough night…
Quitting Facebook.
Quitting Facebook.
Feeling a little sick…
Feeling a little sick…
Words.
Words.
My favorite part of a marathon…
My favorite part of a marathon…
Proof.
Proof.
It… burns…
It… burns…
OK+but+what+about+the+child+brides%3F
OK but what about the child brides?
The+robots+have+harnessed+the+humans%26%238230%3B
The robots have harnessed the humans…
I+could+shoppe+here.
I could shoppe here.
%26%238216%3BBank+Teller+asked+me+to+take+it+off.+She+Just+laughed.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Actual+bank+robber%2C+probably.
‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.
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You+can%26%238217%3Bt+out+hustle+a+hustler.
You can’t out hustle a hustler.
OK+but+what+about+the+gig+workers%3F
OK but what about the gig workers?
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired+and+you+can+work+here+as+long+as+you+want.+%26%238211%3B+The+Onion
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion
She%26%238217%3Bs+a+little+confused+but+got+the+right+idea%26%238230%3B
She’s a little confused but got the right idea…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+trust+the+goats%2C+though.
Don’t trust the goats, though.
I+could+climb+this+pinnacle.
I could climb this pinnacle.
We+are+all+special+little+orchids%2C+really.
We are all special little orchids, really.
Dad+jokes%26%238230%3B
Dad jokes…