Feeling Lucky?

Have you seen my going-out monocle?

Have you seen my going-out monocle?
Meanwhile in Russia…
Meanwhile in Russia…
Bad joke eel strikes again.
Bad joke eel strikes again.
Das Kitler.
Das Kitler.
I’m jealous of my parents.
I’m jealous of my parents.
Just some ducks.
Just some ducks.
The Ben and Jerry’s pint lock.
The Ben and Jerry’s pint lock.
The job hunt.
The job hunt.
It’s a miracle!
It’s a miracle!
Someday I’ll be a unicorn.
Someday I’ll be a unicorn.
Let minnow when you get there!
Let minnow when you get there!
How I feel when I wake up from my unexpected nap.
How I feel when I wake up from my unexpected nap.
Welcome to the dog house.
Welcome to the dog house.
Baby elephant bath time.
Baby elephant bath time.
How you sing it.
How you sing it.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
What+did+the+thermometer+say+to+the+graduated+cylinder%3F
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
The+Perfect+Fake
The Perfect Fake
The+Allergy%3A+What%26%238217%3Bs+your+motivation+to+quit%3F
The Allergy: What’s your motivation to quit?
Sorry+to+bother+you+at+a+time+like+this%26%238230%3B
Sorry to bother you at a time like this…
Join the conversation
Oh+right%26%238230%3Bhumans+not+food.
Oh right…humans not food.
Wearing+a+suit+that+fits.
Wearing a suit that fits.
Love
Love
Why+I+use+the+Oxford+comma.
Why I use the Oxford comma.
So+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+BMO+does+it%26%238230%3B
So that’s how BMO does it…
Which+Animal+has+Inspired+your+Success+Story%3F
Which Animal has Inspired your Success Story?
My+nightly+bedtime+struggle.
My nightly bedtime struggle.
Set+phasers+to+stunning
Set phasers to stunning