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i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

my favorite stormtrooper helmet

my favorite stormtrooper helmet

deliveries expected monthly

deliveries expected monthly

remember this scene? Here’s how it was filmed

remember this scene? Here’s how it was filmed

our sincere aology

our sincere aology

i said that out loud?

i said that out loud?

thoughts?

well played, hooman

well played, hooman

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

double edged insult

double edged insult

grandpa throwing shade. lol

grandpa throwing shade. lol

smart and funny. a true legend

smart and funny. a true legend

i’m up, but am i really awake?

i’m up, but am i really awake?