Paper beats rock.

Paper beats rock.

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i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

did he do it?

time to cry!

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

spitting venom

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!