The Bacon Candle.

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

toast and butter is an everyday phase

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

you cicada be kidding me!

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink