Know the signs of paleontology.

A pair of shoes for every child killed by gun violence since Sandy Hook

No pass, only pet.

Rubio better not be playing…

Just peachy!

The many builds of Christian Bale

What’s something you wish you had?

Stranger Corns

Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood

How to disappoint a tiger.

Ask, and it shall be given you…

When dad jokes are no longer jokes.

A town near Maine had a boulder who decided to move.

Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

Stop one, stop them all

Poof just wants a shake.