Know the signs of paleontology.
A pair of shoes for every child killed by gun violence since Sandy Hook
No pass, only pet.
Rubio better not be playing…
The many builds of Christian Bale
What’s something you wish you had?
Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood
How to disappoint a tiger.
Ask, and it shall be given you…
When dad jokes are no longer jokes.
A town near Maine had a boulder who decided to move.
Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.
Stop one, stop them all
Poof just wants a shake.
The future of competitive games is now.
Dogs suck at high speed turns.
Help India Breathe
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Faux News, basically.
Your dad is showing…
If I drink one every morning, one day I’ll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.
Happy Birthday, bro.
The Bantha in Star Wars a New Hope was played by a trained elephant named Mardji, allegedly.
Your breath stinks, Ted.
Imagine suddenly becoming the face of unemployment…