…Already in my pajamas.

...Already in my pajamas.

sounds like something only a robot would complain about

sounds like something only a robot would complain about

No couple should be this comfortable with each other

No couple should be this comfortable with each other

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

The tiger won

midnight snacks are important

midnight snacks are important

the irony

I’m a terrible person for laughing at this

I’m a terrible person for laughing at this

they were on the list!

they were on the list!

aggressive petting

aggressive petting

PAW patrol after the kids go to bed

PAW patrol after the kids go to bed

I’d make the same decision

I’d make the same decision

*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*

*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*

First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors

First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors

Brian wants to be more than friends

Brian wants to be more than friends

*looks at clock with contempt*

*looks at clock with contempt*