God, send me a man…
Goat to cow, come in cow.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
My family may be trying to tell me something…
Best of friends.
Meeting up at high school reunions…
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
The Simpsons nailed it.
Why so lonely, cutie?
This is why I don’t take pics of my food.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
I looked my demons in the eyes…
This is what happens when your daughter watches twilight…
How pawn shops work.
The love caterpillar.
Harlem Shake. v4.
Join the conversation
I’m not sure what race I am…
I forgot how to woman.
Iceland gets it.
Kids vs. Teacher
Super evil monsters…
All I ever wished for…
How much I love you.
I’m a fangirl…