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Things I wish I could put on my resume.

Things I wish I could put on my resume.
http://pleated-jeans.com
My patience level in a JIF.
My patience level in a JIF.
Tom and Gerry did it first.
Tom and Gerry did it first.
Never trust the Irish
Never trust the Irish
And that’s just the problem with whales…
And that’s just the problem with whales…
Cuttlefish are terrifying.
Cuttlefish are terrifying.
Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.
Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.
It helps with the Monday’s…
It helps with the Monday’s…
Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.
Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.
Daryl Davis Convinced Over 200 Ku Klux Klan Members To Give Up Their Robes
Daryl Davis Convinced Over 200 Ku Klux Klan Members To Give Up Their Robes
The mother he kneaded.
The mother he kneaded.
A little salami should help with the mood.
A little salami should help with the mood.
It’s an American tradition!
It’s an American tradition!
Keanu brought his Mom to the Oscars, allegedly.
Keanu brought his Mom to the Oscars, allegedly.
Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977
Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977
The rare, five star Karen would like to thank your manager.
The rare, five star Karen would like to thank your manager.
A+cat%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A cat’s life.
I%26%238217%3Bm+great+in+bed%26%238230%3B
I’m great in bed…
FUUU+Fighters.
FUUU Fighters.
It%26%238217%3Bs+Genetic%26%238217%3Bs.
It’s Genetic’s.
Join the conversation
I+hate+humans.
I hate humans.
Every+day+I%26%238217%3Bm+snufflin%26%238217%3B.
Every day I’m snufflin’.
Do+want.
Do want.
Words.
Words.
Drive+with+culture.
Drive with culture.
Epic+photo+bomb.
Epic photo bomb.
Bring+me+Solo.
Bring me Solo.
I+think+it%26%238217%3Bs+an+E.
I think it’s an E.