I said shut your filthy whore mouth!
When The Company You Called Has An Automated Help Line
Auntie wants a hug.
Guilt by association.
May the hackers never raid your booty.
A city worker washes and folds these blankets for the homeless.
Don’t buy pets as Christmas presents.
Santa keeps some strange company…
It happened, my Aunt fell for it
That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
He wrote the book on gravity but couldn’t attract no booty.