Coffee.

Coffee.

Pelicans are defiantly aliens.

Pelicans are defiantly aliens.

All hands on deck.

All hands on deck.

Nina Simone, Goddam.

Nina Simone, Goddam.

Fight the good fight.

Fight the good fight.

But muh property… (verified)

But muh property… (verified)

Manatees are large, aquatic, omnivorous mammals known as sea cows, and do enjoy their choccy bickies, as it were.

Manatees are large, aquatic, omnivorous mammals known as sea cows, and do enjoy their choccy bickies, as it were.

Good luck up there, everyone.

Good luck up there, everyone.

Do what must be done…

Do what must be done…

Really could use an iced cold can of PepsiCo, Inc right about now.

Really could use an iced cold can of PepsiCo, Inc right about now.

Shaquille O’Neal holding $12 billion dollareedoos, circa 1995.

Shaquille O’Neal holding $12 billion dollareedoos, circa 1995.

When Sprinkles is trained by the mob…

When Sprinkles is trained by the mob…

*best toots*

Just Florida things.

Just Florida things.

The marching will continue.

The marching will continue.

Leaked classified Falcon 9 images

Leaked classified Falcon 9 images