% Feeling Lucky? %

You seem the type…

You seem the type...
Do you even floss…?
Do you even floss…?
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
Shrek is god, indeed.
Shrek is god, indeed.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
The transition is complete…
The transition is complete…
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Care for pre-toad.
Care for pre-toad.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.