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My heart sounds like Dubstep…

My heart sounds like Dubstep...
Making a better bike.
Making a better bike.
And in this moment; I am now mind blown
And in this moment; I am now mind blown
Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Botfly cupcake with mango-flavored “puss”.
Botfly cupcake with mango-flavored “puss”.
When I was your age…
When I was your age…
iPhone case Polaroid printer – Do want
iPhone case Polaroid printer – Do want
Captain America having an off day…
Captain America having an off day…
Aaaand it’s gone.
Aaaand it’s gone.
One of these great minds.
One of these great minds.
Old man search.
Old man search.
To ease stress:
To ease stress:
The United Matchsticks of America.
The United Matchsticks of America.
Whiskey defined.
Whiskey defined.
Display Case Status: Complete
Display Case Status: Complete
Deep in the friendzone…
Deep in the friendzone…
This+is+really+the+only+acceptable+way+to+watch+four+hour+movies
This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies
new+job+opportunity+%26%238211%3B+unfortunately+it+lacks+upward+mobility
new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility
It+all+sounds+awful+until+you+remember+that+statistically+flying+is+still+the+safest+form+of+travel
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
flat+earthers+were+right+the+whole+time
flat earthers were right the whole time
Join the conversation
there+is+no+way+the+ice+cream+man+didn%26%238217%3Bt+see+this+person
there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person
i+was+without+a+phone+once+for+12+hours+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+amazing+how+much+attention+i+was+able+to+pay+to+other+things
i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things
how+to+beat+someone+at+chess+when+you%26%238217%3Bve+never+played+before
how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before
how+to+make+your+house+smell+like+pillsburry+dough+butt
how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt
Best+responses+to+tweet+about+%26%238220%3Bmystery+flight%26%238221%3B
Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”
even+einstein%26%238217%3Bs+marriage+was+relative.+It+consumed+his+life
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
toast+and+butter+is+an+everyday+phase
toast and butter is an everyday phase
gravity+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+exist+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+goat
gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat