Mom! I’m running out of clean socks!
Im txtng while drving
Something to think about…
George R.R. Martin, ladies and gentlemen
Things to do after you die.
It’s the season at Target.
Harry Potter and the Mirror of Erised
Where the idea for the new lightsaber in the Star Wars trailer came from.
This must be how the protesters think the deliberations went amongst the grand jury
I’ve never been a heroin addict.
The story of Shay (almost) eating a corn fritter.
I <3 you potato.
The Humble Squirrel
I AM GROOT (swing)
Take that, dentist…
I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD.
Bill and Hillary.
I had sex with a parrot once.
How to breakdance.
Join the conversation
I’ve gone mad.
Fountain of bacon? Yes please.
Changing lights of Empire State Building.