Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.

Wait. What?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

I llike you.

Getting out of bed for school in the morning.

Getting out of bed for school in the morning.

Why I’m wearing headphones.

Why I’m wearing headphones.

I knew it!

Surprise spider attack!

Surprise spider attack!

One of the hardest things our kids will have to do…

One of the hardest things our kids will have to do…

Pacman evangelism.

Pacman evangelism.

Hedgehogs are jerks.

Hedgehogs are jerks.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

So you just lie?

So you just lie?

Do the dishes.

Friends are a lot like trees…

Friends are a lot like trees…