Cats are jerks.
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.
I llike you.
Getting out of bed for school in the morning.
Why I’m wearing headphones.
I knew it!
Surprise spider attack!
One of the hardest things our kids will have to do…
Hedgehogs are jerks.
One does not simple walk into Mordor.
So you just lie?
Do the dishes.
Friends are a lot like trees…
I don’t smoke dope…
Before you marry a person…
Join the conversation
how to pick a girl up at the gym
Science vs. Religion.
This may be the best missed connection ever.
How my New Year’s resolution is turning out…
A grenade cut in half.
Do you know what I want to see?
Crazy glue is my kinda glue.
Welcome to Hotel Hell