Cats are derps.
stuck between work and the apocalypse
when you can’t help but take everything literally
it’s honestly a very reasonable amount of cheese
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men
they shouldn’t be punished for being too nice
modified payphone microphone
pizza is the best medicine
talking is now illegal
how much is tent rent these days?
the real message of a christmas carol
$5 footlong furby
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