Oh, you want an apology?

Oh, you want an apology?

http://someecards.com

Permission to cry.

Permission to cry.

Breaking news!

Surprises for the drunk one

Surprises for the drunk one

*watches Netflix happily*

*watches Netflix happily*

There are three types of girls on Halloween

There are three types of girls on Halloween

There was a firefight!

There was a firefight!

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Look good, praise god.

Look good, praise god.

ðŸ”¥ Spider uses net to catch insects ðŸ”¥

ðŸ”¥ Spider uses net to catch insects ðŸ”¥

How to break a heart

How to break a heart

This bear naps.

This bear naps.

Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.

Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.

Words.

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.