Tooth paste commercials make it look easy…

Tooth paste commercials make it look easy...

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

beer science

time to cry!

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

yes, please

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

spitting venom

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long