A life in the shower.

A life in the shower.

Better than the live-action remake, tbh

Better than the live-action remake, tbh

obviously yes

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

they were warned

they were warned

Always listen to a smart woman

Always listen to a smart woman

My new jogging pants

My new jogging pants

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Karen wins again

Karen wins again

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

Employee of the month multiple times

Employee of the month multiple times

So realistic

Shoulda seen it coming

Shoulda seen it coming

My heart… is thawed

My heart… is thawed

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please