Bro, do you even lift?

Bro, do you even lift?

been waiting all my life for this

been waiting all my life for this

always be prepared

always be prepared

some things are just impossible

some things are just impossible

love conquers all

love conquers all

i’m open to suggestions

i’m open to suggestions

do cocaine about it

do cocaine about it

mystery flavor

actual still image of me doing a push up

actual still image of me doing a push up

moo, man

carb. tomato. cheese

carb. tomato. cheese

happy bat

and now the song is stuck in my head

and now the song is stuck in my head

this is genius

maybe next time

maybe next time

trust the science

trust the science