How my friends look without glasses.

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

algebra is like onion pie

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

this is how i became the fun uncle

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

this is my emotional support steak

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

the more you drink, the more political you get

jurassic park holiday special

royale burrito with cheese

may the comedic force be with you

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

the power of positive affirmations

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author