% Feeling Lucky? %

Things I learned from my father.

Things I learned from my father.
You gotta stir it like dis, first.
You gotta stir it like dis, first.
Two types of person
Two types of person
Organized street parking. Every city needs this.
Organized street parking. Every city needs this.
Not Every Australian Animal Wants You Dead
Not Every Australian Animal Wants You Dead
Go to the spare room, Dad
Go to the spare room, Dad
much drunk. many spin….
much drunk. many spin….
I kind of can’t wait.
I kind of can’t wait.
Crosswalks in San Francisco are super gay!
Crosswalks in San Francisco are super gay!
Unfeminine language
Unfeminine language
The ending to every Marvel movie…
The ending to every Marvel movie…
The most expensive TV show in history.
The most expensive TV show in history.
When Canadians fight online
When Canadians fight online
Jupiter’s poles are covered in cyclones, some as big as the Earth
Jupiter’s poles are covered in cyclones, some as big as the Earth
Burj Khalifa today, showing solidarity with the United Kingdom
Burj Khalifa today, showing solidarity with the United Kingdom
Perfect trebuchet shot
Perfect trebuchet shot
How+to+lose+a+job+in+60+days+or+less.
How to lose a job in 60 days or less.
It+makes+no+sense+to+me+but+I%26%238217%3Bll+take+what+I+can+get.
It makes no sense to me but I’ll take what I can get.
It+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+even+pajama+day%26%238230%3B
It wasn’t even pajama day…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry%2C+he+apologized.
Don’t worry, he apologized.
Join the conversation
The+very+definition+of+bros+before+anyone+else.
The very definition of bros before anyone else.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+know+what+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You don’t even know what you don’t know.
It+was+neat+the+first+2%2C000+times%26%238230%3B
It was neat the first 2,000 times…
We+could+share+a+Netflix+account%2C+even.
We could share a Netflix account, even.
You+are+at+the+wrong+party%2C+bud.
You are at the wrong party, bud.
Arby%26%238217%3Bs+is+pushing+science+to+it%26%238217%3Bs+limit.
Arby’s is pushing science to it’s limit.
Spa+days+are+for+tigers+too.
Spa days are for tigers too.
She+loves+me%26%238230%3B+%C3%B0%C5%B8%C5%92%C2%BC
She loves me… 🌼