Illustrated guide to facial hair.
As Canadian, How I imagine the 4th of July.
Dubai in 22 years
Why didn’t you answer my calls?
Nerd jokes you probably won’t understand…
Shrek the sheep from New Zealand.
The mighty buffalo.
I guess you could say I’m pretty awkward…
Pirates were the most brutal criminals in history.
Where’s your Oscar?
What most people think.
I’ve lost all control!
How my summer is going so far…
He just wanted to say hi.
Be safe out there.
it’s a malaphor
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
words to live by
is there another option?
Join the conversation
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance
Protect betty white at all costs
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
smart and funny. a true legend
grandpa throwing shade. lol
deliveries expected monthly