Snake snacks.

Snake snacks.

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

planking isn’t for everybody

planking isn’t for everybody

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

turning on the lights is not an option

turning on the lights is not an option

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

the makers of oreos have no chill

the makers of oreos have no chill

there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance

there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance

we all know why we have gathered here today

we all know why we have gathered here today

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

what new ghosts would you like to see?

what new ghosts would you like to see?

realistic relationship goals

realistic relationship goals