Words.

Words.

work day lunch break hack

work day lunch break hack

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?